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Post by jeffwaynefan on Feb 9, 2005 16:42:09 GMT
News just in
'Hollywood actor Tom Cruise who is starring in Stephen Speilbergs Summer blockbuster sci-fi movie War Of The Worlds is soon to appear in a 35 second TV commercial advertising Toothpaste and which is based mainly around the new alien invasion movie. An insider states that Mr Cruise is delighted to be appearing in this commercial that promotes a tooth whitening gel and says that it is essential to have clean teeth when the invaders strike this coming Summer'
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Post by jeffwaynefan on Feb 9, 2005 16:47:25 GMT
. . . and why not?, just look at the superbowl trailor - look at those pearly whites. Even he had time to polish those gnashers before the aliens came ;D
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Post by jeffwaynefan on Feb 9, 2005 18:30:47 GMT
'Hello, Im Tom Cruise. What's that I hear you say ~ why are my teeth so bright, well that's simple, I use Slap It On My Mushers & Go. It is a whole new way of getting those teeth of yours sparkling white. No need to spend that good 5 minutes cleaning. When your in a hurry and those Martians are coming up the street you need a product that will keep your breath smelling nice and keep those teeth gleaming from dawn till dusk. So why not give it a try today ~ hey, the chances of keeping your teeth gleaming white all day are no longer a million to one'
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Post by eveofthewar on Feb 9, 2005 18:36:55 GMT
You ok Horsell?
I'm worried! ......
(funny though)
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Post by jeffwaynefan on Feb 9, 2005 18:43:59 GMT
Yeah, trying to raise a smile while the world crumbles around us. . . . All the above, just a prank. Some wally is bound to take it serious and post it on a site. ;D
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Post by the Donal on Feb 9, 2005 18:44:00 GMT
Been a long day H_C? 'Here- drink this'  |
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Post by nervouspete on Feb 9, 2005 19:35:13 GMT
Can we rename this thread the official "Silly advertisement and product placement with Cruise & Spielberg's 'War of the Worlds' thread"? Also known by the catchy acronym: SAAPPWCSWOTWT.
I'll try to think of something amusing for later...
Pete
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Post by RustiSwordz on Feb 9, 2005 20:29:56 GMT
As Cruise lays dying on the blood sucking machine a tentacle rips out his nashers in a bloody spray and says, 'look at those teeth, so bright we dont need infra red night vision and searchlights to find our prey...'
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Post by jeffwaynefan on Feb 9, 2005 20:46:19 GMT
. . . as Tom lifts himself up, looks towards the camera with a big grin and says 'A smile a-day keeps the Martians away!' ;D
H_C
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Post by Thunder Child on Feb 9, 2005 20:57:56 GMT
;D ;D ;D
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