easy way to defeat the martys

[TOMAHAWK]

Despite Wells saying the martians worked flat out all the time ...rollocks ....no effing builder/mechy i know misses his tea break 9am, cig break9:30, tea break 9:40, cig break 0950, pornomag/paper read 10:00 then lunch 10:10 till 2: pm, then tea break 2.10, cigbreak 2:20 then goes home for his tea at 3 pm!!!!!

so all we would have to do is deny them a tea break/cig break BY ASKING THEM TO HAVE A LOOK FOR A SHORT CURCUIT ON A 1995 MAZDA 323F COS IT KEPT BLOWING MY HEADLIGHTS, U KNOW ASK THEM TO DO THEIR EFFING JOB TODAY RATHER THEN SOMETIME NEXT EFFING WEEK (sorry to digress).. they would have gone on strike/ home complaining to the martian courts of martian rights that their martian rights were being denied ..No FM's made, hence no invasion

[jeffwaynefan]

'Martian Elders, me and tha lads have called this meeting here today with regards to our work load. Now, as you may be aware we work some 24 hours a day. Now, me and the lads think this is a little unfair as we have wives and biopeds to get back home too. I can understand that the work load is most important and that the invasion of this planet is in the upper most of our vast minds, but we feel that we, as a group should be, and as the 'Martain Workload Acts Of 1855', paragraph 3a states - 'the martian or martians are entitled to a 15 minute break between 10.30am and 10.45am, with a 60 minute Dinner break between 12.30pm and 1.30pm followed with another 15 minute break between 3.30pm and 3.45pm'. Now I feel that we as a group should be given these or we have no other choice than to bugger off back to Mars and leave you all in the lurch'

That was taken from a lost chapter in H.G. Wells The War Of The Worlds, during a observation of the Martians and translated by the Curate while him and the Narrator were trapped in the ruined house.