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Post by Happy Chappy on Feb 10, 2005 14:48:27 GMT
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Post by Happy Chappy on Feb 10, 2005 14:53:23 GMT
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Post by themotile on Feb 10, 2005 15:40:02 GMT
Soldier: "I can see its nob!"
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Post by David Faltskog on Feb 10, 2005 15:48:23 GMT
D.F.
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Post by Happy Chappy on Feb 10, 2005 16:36:09 GMT
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Post by themotile on Feb 10, 2005 19:05:35 GMT
"Quack...quack...quack...."
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Post by Happy Chappy on Feb 10, 2005 19:17:10 GMT
Ogilvy: You'll love this one: "Just like that!" Young urchin behind: "That was shi te sir, beggin' your pardon!"
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Post by David Faltskog on Feb 10, 2005 19:25:55 GMT
"On my life, it was this big, and lady Ashforth did faint when she saw it" D.F.
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Post by jeffwaynefan on Feb 10, 2005 19:28:15 GMT
Ogilvy: 'There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman in a balloon. The all agreed they were lost. The Irishman put his arm over the side and waved it in the air, then smelt it saying 'were over Ireland I can smell the Guiness'. The Scottishman put his arm over the side and then smelt it 'were over Scotland, I can smell the haggis'. The Englishman puts his arm over the side and says 'were over Woking, some buggers nicked me watch'
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Post by jeffwaynefan on Feb 10, 2005 19:30:19 GMT
'I wonder if they have received my application to be a contestent on COUNTDOWN yet'
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Post by Happy Chappy on Feb 10, 2005 19:34:59 GMT
"If I stand here looking like this for long enough, the bow street runners will not realise I am touting for business!"
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Post by David Faltskog on Feb 10, 2005 19:35:30 GMT
"Put it away, i,m not impressed". ;D D.F.
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Post by Happy Chappy on Feb 10, 2005 20:01:04 GMT
A variation on Malfunkshun's caption: "If I don't say anything, he won't know it was me....."
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Post by Anthony on Feb 10, 2005 21:18:05 GMT
Curate: "Do i look stoned or just gay?"
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Post by Anthony on Feb 10, 2005 21:19:52 GMT
Artilleryman: "You gonna get raped"
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Post by Anthony on Feb 10, 2005 21:24:08 GMT
"The weather is never like this in England"
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Post by VES on Feb 10, 2005 21:28:36 GMT
Whew! What did I eat last night?
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Post by Cylinder on Feb 10, 2005 21:43:50 GMT
"I should have remembered to take my Hay Fever medication"
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syrtismajor
Full Member
Heat rays are for wimps, all hail the egg whisk!
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Post by syrtismajor on Feb 10, 2005 22:54:15 GMT
'Heated pool my arse!'
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syrtismajor
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Heat rays are for wimps, all hail the egg whisk!
Posts: 87
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Post by syrtismajor on Feb 10, 2005 22:55:51 GMT
'I didn't know my arm could bend that way'
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