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Post by jeffwaynefan on Feb 9, 2005 20:37:09 GMT
'Once, just once, I would like to come to Blackpool on holiday and sit on this beach on a deck chair WHEN THE DAMN SEA IS OUT!'
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Post by jeffwaynefan on Feb 9, 2005 20:39:43 GMT
'Im having seconds thoughts about this swimming pool in the Woking Health Centre. The award outside is for hygene, if thats the case, whats that brown splodgy looking thing floating towards me!'
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Post by Thunder Child on Feb 9, 2005 20:48:31 GMT
Soldier on the right: "Wow, isn't that a quarter?" Soldier on the left: "Where?"
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Post by Gnorn on Feb 9, 2005 20:49:15 GMT
Schnell! Schnell! Vie take zhis zandpit!
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Post by jeffwaynefan on Feb 9, 2005 21:09:15 GMT
'I don't know what I have just stepped in, but it doesn't smell very nice'
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Post by jeffwaynefan on Feb 9, 2005 21:09:55 GMT
'I said Woking is in that direction - damn bloody tourists'
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Post by jeffwaynefan on Feb 9, 2005 21:43:18 GMT
'Come back with my car you theiving gits'
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Post by jeffwaynefan on Feb 9, 2005 21:48:47 GMT
Ach, ach, ach, achooooo
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Post by Thunder Child on Feb 9, 2005 22:00:51 GMT
Ogilvy: "yesterday I was fishing and I cought a bass, this size!" Narrator: " You're shure you weren't looking at it trough your telescope, Ogilvy?"
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Post by Thunder Child on Feb 9, 2005 22:04:05 GMT
Narrator: "Damn, that's one piece of ass that's being stripped by that machine over there!"
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Post by Gnorn on Feb 9, 2005 22:05:14 GMT
LMAO Johan!
-Gnorn
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Post by Thunder Child on Feb 9, 2005 22:06:10 GMT
"Did I remember to lock the backdoor?"
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Post by Thunder Child on Feb 9, 2005 22:10:48 GMT
narrator: "What is with you man?" Curate: "I forgot my choo-choo in church..."
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Post by BrutalDeluxe on Feb 9, 2005 22:37:06 GMT
Perhaps if we duck down and pull a stupid expression it won't see us.
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Post by Cylinder on Feb 9, 2005 23:58:09 GMT
FORK-ING HELL!
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Post by paco417 on Feb 10, 2005 0:36:48 GMT
Curate: I want my mum*sob*
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Post by I own a cylinder on Feb 10, 2005 1:21:12 GMT
Writer: I can see through next doors window...shes going into the shower cubical...
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Post by malfunkshun on Feb 10, 2005 1:22:54 GMT
Ok, who farted.
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Post by Cylinder on Feb 10, 2005 1:32:47 GMT
"Does it come in black?"
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Post by VES on Feb 10, 2005 4:43:10 GMT
Wonder if anyone'll notice I just piddled in the pool?
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