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Post by TOMAHAWK on Jan 22, 2005 20:56:04 GMT
When they invaded, the Londerners should have dragged a piano out into the street and played the Hokey Cokey to them...
"You put your left leg in, left leg out , in, out, shake it all about, you do the hokey cokey and you turn around...
You put you right leg in ...blah...blah
Would have confused the hell out of them...especially when it came to their third leg..
Scene .. Two tripod pilots talking
P1 hey gribbledook (p2) I've put both me legs in .. span around, i'm dizzy as f&*k now ,what the hell do I do wiv me other leg, cos its wrapped around me left leg and I can't move
P2 f&*ked if I know, Iv'e just done the splitz and I have just squashed me gonads
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Post by malfunkshun on Jan 22, 2005 21:03:30 GMT
its not the hokey cokey, its the hokey pokey. and it starts like this:
you put your left foot in, you put your left foot out. you put your left foot in and you shake it all about. you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around... thats what its all about.
i learned this in kindergarten so don't you DARE try to tell me i'm wrong
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Post by TOMAHAWK on Jan 22, 2005 21:14:10 GMT
Well you are wrong ;D ;D ;D tee hee lets see nerfy lock this thread because people are going to rip each others heads off debating whether or not it's COKEY OR POKEY ;D ;D ;D Mine was the 1990 slipnot v Martian REMIX version BTW  |
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Post by EvilNerfherder on Jan 22, 2005 21:32:15 GMT
It's Hokey Cokey in Blighty.. perhaps it's Hokey Pokey in America, I wouldn't know, but if it is you are both correct.
Is there any real point to this thread?
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Post by Bayne on Jan 22, 2005 21:32:27 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]It was pokey when I was in kindergarten.. but I heard an old song in the post office (where they play a lot of very old songs) a version that was definately hokey cokey.
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Post by malfunkshun on Jan 22, 2005 21:41:42 GMT
"You put your left leg in, left leg out , in, out, shake it all about, you do the hokey cokey and you turn around... these lyrics are also grossly and horribly wrong. look how he's abbreviated the descriptions of the left leg, and he doesn't even give the instructions correctly. you turn YOURSELF around. thats very confusing for a 5 year old. |
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Post by TOMAHAWK on Jan 22, 2005 22:13:14 GMT
I sincerely hope you are not being serious Mal otherwise I am going to slap you in the chops  ;D ;D Nerfy .. just trying to inject a little bit of unseriousness into the forum.. apols for the nowhere thread |
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Post by malfunkshun on Jan 22, 2005 22:24:08 GMT
i am dead serious here, imagine all the 5 year olds who would be mentally scarred for life if subjected to your perverted version of the hokey pokey. thank god i had the correct one taught to me
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Post by ArmoredTrackLayer on Jan 22, 2005 22:45:41 GMT
Without the hokey Cokey/pokey, how can life exsist?
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Post by Gnorn on Jan 22, 2005 23:34:54 GMT
I allways thought it was Hoaxy cockney?
-Gnorn
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Post by TOMAHAWK on Jan 23, 2005 13:30:16 GMT
right Mal!! youv'e really done it now!!  que quaint English voice " I demand satisfaction , I suggest we step outside for a bit of fisticuffs... no biting mind and no punches in the gonads if you would be so kind!!!" ;D ;D ;D ;D The cheek of this fellow ...... I shall endeavour to have this blighter on his back in quick time ;D and then home for tea and sconz (or muffins if from the good ol USA) ;D ;D the HOKEY COKEY is our national HERITAGE ... we sang it first so there |
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Post by EvilNerfherder on Jan 23, 2005 14:03:29 GMT
Actually old bean, in polite society, it's Scones.. emphasis on the 'o', not sconz... |
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Post by ArmoredTrackLayer on Jan 23, 2005 23:44:51 GMT
I tried to animate a martian in 3ds max doing the hokey cokey/pokey, but I suckat the program  so I decided to honor this classic thread by quoting malf in my signature |
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Post by Demon Angel on Jan 28, 2005 7:20:20 GMT
The best way to defeat the martians... Sneeze ;D
And Pokey... That's all I have to say
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Post by Stuuullaaa on Jan 28, 2005 16:31:32 GMT
Knees bent , arms stretched, rah, rah, rah  ;D  |
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Post by Ashe Raven on Jan 28, 2005 16:48:45 GMT
Hokey Pokey
Anyone else who differs from my opinion should be shot on sight.
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Post by the Donal on Jan 28, 2005 18:00:28 GMT
Seeing this thread, H G Wells must be turning in his grave...... Trying to put his left leg out!!!!!! "Left leg in- OK.....left leg out- ow... its no good, Hokey Poke-it I say!!!" Maybe Ring of Roses would be more appropriate for the martians? "A-tishoo A-tishoo they all fall down!" ;D ;D ;D I dunno- you crazy kids! You've got me at it too now.  |
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Post by smigmaestron on Feb 21, 2005 20:08:52 GMT
ohhhh do the hokey cokey, oh do the hokey cokey, you put your left leg in, your right leg out, in, out, in, out...shake it all about.. do the hokey cokey and you turn around, that's what it's all about..ohh do the hokey cokey, oh do the hokey cokey, left foot in .... right foot out , in, out, in, out, ..rah rah rah, do the Hokey cokey and turn around that's what it's all about.... :  I'm British, I learnt this at nursery (kindergarten), American English is poor English....Live and learn! |
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;D ;D
so I decided to honor this classic thread by quoting malf in my signature
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I'm British, I learnt this at nursery (kindergarten), American English is poor English....Live and learn!