Okay, who can come up with the most likely place you could hide a Morthren War machine?
well under the sea, store them on the ice world of Hoth, send them to Superman to hurl into the sun, hide them under the ground (worked for Spielberg), or my favorite:
put them in Wyoming!
Its the perfect place to hide, as everyone knows Wyoming doesnt exist.
to back up my claim I have decided to write this article.
Wyoming: nestled between Idaho, Montana, Colorado, Utah, North and south Dakota and Nebraska is a land far more mysterious then outer Mongolia, more mind boggling then Kuala lumpur and much more questioned then the Bermuda triangle and Hackensack New Jersey. But the biggest issue is that the land of Wyoming doesn't exist.
the Encyclopedia Brittanica Microsoft encarta and the Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy describes Wyoming as:
A state in the western United States. It is bordered by Montana on the north, South Dakota and Nebraska on the east, Colorado and Utah on the south, and Utah, Idaho and Montana on the west.
The land within these borders was first called Wyoming in 1865, when a member of the Congress of the United States from Ohio suggested that a new territory be carved from Dakota, Utah, and Idaho territories.
The name Wyoming is a contraction of the Native American word mecheweamiing (“at the big plains”), and was first used by the Delaware people as a name for the Wyoming Valley in northeastern Pennsylvania.
Wyoming is known as the Cowboy State and the Equality State. The latter recognizes Wyoming as the first state to specifically give women the right to vote, which it did as a territory in 1869 and retained upon entering the Union.
Cheyenne is Wyoming’s capital and largest city.
Wyoming became a territory in 1868 and entered the Union on July 10, 1890, as the 44th state. It has a wealth of mineral and agricultural resources, and in the late 1990s mining and agriculture still played major roles in the state’s economy. During the same period the state ranked 50th among the 50 states in population and 50th in manufacturing. Wyoming is a state of great natural beauty, and each year increasing numbers of tourists are attracted by the state’s unspoiled scenic wonders.
but this is all a bunch of Bull%^&*$
the truth is there IS no Wyoming, the place doesn't exist.
now certainly you might say you have been to Yellowstone or know someone from Wyoming or are actually from Wyoming, but if you do you are full of nonsense.
Yellowstone is actually a part of the nation of Bangladesh, it is actually a gateway into another dimension where Bangladesh is the most powerful nation in the world.
now for those who say you are from Wyoming or know of someone from Wyoming well most likely you are from another dimension or know someone from another dimension where the state of Wyoming exists.
I mean honestly does anyone you know come from Wyoming?
do any famous people that come from Wyoming?
do you know of any football teams from Wyoming?
if you say yes then you have given into the conspiracy that is Wyoming.
The thing is that the state of Wyoming is actually a cover up by map makers and US tour guides to hide the truth, that there is no Wyoming and there has never been a Wyoming.
Wyoming is a myth
Wyoming doesn't exist
it is all a cover up
like Area 51
like project Blue book
like the Kennedy assassination
like Oprah
it is all a lie
2+2 doesn't equal 4
E doesn't equal MC2
and Tricks are not for kids
