Post by RustiSwordz on Apr 17, 2006 12:33:19 GMT
Robbie, Ray and Rachel all see the battle in the distance, Robbie races off with Ray chasing him, Rachel is hiding near a tree which will provide 0.00001% of protection from a heat ray.
Ray catches Robbie and throws him to the ground.
Ray: What do you think your doing! Spielberg told me he has no money for all the battle effects!
Robbie: I need to see this, the audience needs to see this its the best bit of the whole crappy film!
Ray: No you dont YOU DONT, its paying for my salary! If you go over that hill the effects budget will come out of your salary not mine!
Robby: I got to do something heroic, you get to blow up a tripod in a gaping plot hole later in the film!
Ray realising he has no choice lets Robbie go...
In an amazing plot device, and elderly couple sees Rachel on her own and decides to rescue her.
Old couple: quick its Ray's kid Spielberg says to snatch her away to avoid the need of showing the battle over the hill now that Robbie's legged it.
Ray: Stop thats my kid, Spielberg told me to run away too!
Old couple: Ok then if you run over to that house you will find a kiddly fiddling nutcase in the basement of the only building in the area now the martians have destroyed everything else!
Ray: any other plot devices?
Old Couple: Yes the martians for some reason spare the building despite it being the only one left not burning to a crisp. Plus for some reason none of the 100's of refugees running for their lives wants to hide in there too...
Ray catches Robbie and throws him to the ground.
Ray: What do you think your doing! Spielberg told me he has no money for all the battle effects!
Robbie: I need to see this, the audience needs to see this its the best bit of the whole crappy film!
Ray: No you dont YOU DONT, its paying for my salary! If you go over that hill the effects budget will come out of your salary not mine!
Robby: I got to do something heroic, you get to blow up a tripod in a gaping plot hole later in the film!
Ray realising he has no choice lets Robbie go...
In an amazing plot device, and elderly couple sees Rachel on her own and decides to rescue her.
Old couple: quick its Ray's kid Spielberg says to snatch her away to avoid the need of showing the battle over the hill now that Robbie's legged it.
Ray: Stop thats my kid, Spielberg told me to run away too!
Old couple: Ok then if you run over to that house you will find a kiddly fiddling nutcase in the basement of the only building in the area now the martians have destroyed everything else!
Ray: any other plot devices?
Old Couple: Yes the martians for some reason spare the building despite it being the only one left not burning to a crisp. Plus for some reason none of the 100's of refugees running for their lives wants to hide in there too...
