Post by sunnyrabbiera on Nov 20, 2005 16:16:21 GMT
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.... I brought you this topic
robk.proboards13.com/index.cgi?board=newfilm&action=display&thread=1123126482 to read, now that the DVD is out and sadly without any extra scenes I bring you....
SPIELBERG WAR OF THE WORLDS
Episode II: the Phantom plotline
It is a time of great unrest as many have had hopes that the new WOTW DVD will do some justice to the film, but THE EVIL DARTH SPIELBERG put them in a safe frozen in carbonite and buried deep in the ice world of HOTH.
Now rebel spies have uncovered his devious plot and now reveal his secrets for all the galaxy to hear....
In A.D. 2005
Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Spielberg: How are you gentlemen !!
Spielberg: All your base are belong to us.
Spielberg: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Spielberg: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Spielberg: HA HA HA HA ....
Spielberg: now that taken care of I make planz for DVDEEE
*he goes to the DVD production room*
Spielberg: What your status Darth Mool?
Darth Mool: I am nearly done editing the dvd, it shall be done soon my lord
Spielberg: well done
Mool (smiling): At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge.
Spielberg: what you say?
Mool: uhh, all your base are belong to us?
Spielberg: wrong answer! (cuts Mool's head off with a lightsaber)
Spielberg: Darth Tyrannosaurus, get in here
Darth Tyrannosaurus: I love you!
Spielberg: thats all in good, remeber we all love sappy endings here. now make sure all of the good scenes I made for this movie are buried deep in Hoth, as I never want to see them again!
Tyrannosaurus: I love you!
Spielberg: would you stop saying that?
Tyrannosaurus: okay, uhh all your base are belong to us?
Spielberg: GAH! I knew I should have never hired you (cuts Tyrannosaurus's head off with a lightsaber)
Spielberg: okay this time I am not making that mistake... Darth Ulla now is your time to shine!
Darth Ulla: Ulla!
Spielberg: Ulla, make sure this DVD has lots of specials, you know specials that discuss how the specials were made, make some mention of the book, and then add on more specials
Ulla: but are you sure, Lucas made sure he had his deleted scenes in his disk.
Spielberg: Just do it
Ulla: you know you never won any awards for this movie
Spielberg: quiet
Ulla: and Star Wars episode III is a better film
Spielberg: SHUT UP!
Ulla: search your feelings you know it to be true.
Spielberg:SHUT UP (he fries Darth Ulla with his sith lightning)
Spielberg: I guess I will do the DVD editing myself...
few weeks later:
Spielberg pulls out a paper that reads "Steven Spielberg war of the worlds DVD sells only two copies, one to an old man who uses it as a frisbee and the other to a woman who uses it to prop up her coffie table. also Spielberg is going to be sued for copyright infringement"
Spielberg: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(falls off a railing)
robk.proboards13.com/index.cgi?board=newfilm&action=display&thread=1123126482 to read, now that the DVD is out and sadly without any extra scenes I bring you....
SPIELBERG WAR OF THE WORLDS
Episode II: the Phantom plotline
It is a time of great unrest as many have had hopes that the new WOTW DVD will do some justice to the film, but THE EVIL DARTH SPIELBERG put them in a safe frozen in carbonite and buried deep in the ice world of HOTH.
Now rebel spies have uncovered his devious plot and now reveal his secrets for all the galaxy to hear....
In A.D. 2005
Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You !!
Spielberg: How are you gentlemen !!
Spielberg: All your base are belong to us.
Spielberg: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Spielberg: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Spielberg: HA HA HA HA ....
Spielberg: now that taken care of I make planz for DVDEEE
*he goes to the DVD production room*
Spielberg: What your status Darth Mool?
Darth Mool: I am nearly done editing the dvd, it shall be done soon my lord
Spielberg: well done
Mool (smiling): At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge.
Spielberg: what you say?
Mool: uhh, all your base are belong to us?
Spielberg: wrong answer! (cuts Mool's head off with a lightsaber)
Spielberg: Darth Tyrannosaurus, get in here
Darth Tyrannosaurus: I love you!
Spielberg: thats all in good, remeber we all love sappy endings here. now make sure all of the good scenes I made for this movie are buried deep in Hoth, as I never want to see them again!
Tyrannosaurus: I love you!
Spielberg: would you stop saying that?
Tyrannosaurus: okay, uhh all your base are belong to us?
Spielberg: GAH! I knew I should have never hired you (cuts Tyrannosaurus's head off with a lightsaber)
Spielberg: okay this time I am not making that mistake... Darth Ulla now is your time to shine!
Darth Ulla: Ulla!
Spielberg: Ulla, make sure this DVD has lots of specials, you know specials that discuss how the specials were made, make some mention of the book, and then add on more specials
Ulla: but are you sure, Lucas made sure he had his deleted scenes in his disk.
Spielberg: Just do it
Ulla: you know you never won any awards for this movie
Spielberg: quiet
Ulla: and Star Wars episode III is a better film
Spielberg: SHUT UP!
Ulla: search your feelings you know it to be true.
Spielberg:SHUT UP (he fries Darth Ulla with his sith lightning)
Spielberg: I guess I will do the DVD editing myself...
few weeks later:
Spielberg pulls out a paper that reads "Steven Spielberg war of the worlds DVD sells only two copies, one to an old man who uses it as a frisbee and the other to a woman who uses it to prop up her coffie table. also Spielberg is going to be sued for copyright infringement"
Spielberg: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(falls off a railing)
