1) Shaving Mirror. 2) Clay Pideon (not named after the WOTW actor and his abillity) 3) Sharpen the edge and use it to perform a certain jewish ritual. 4) Wing mirror 5) Wall scraper 6) Wiping your ar*e with the cover when you run out of bog roll. 7) Frisbee 8) Signalling device so you can tell the world the films sh*te 9) Use as an ash tray 10) Landfill....
Post by ScarletFeelers on Oct 8, 2005 21:46:14 GMT
I thought that might tickle you DF
A few more
Staple gun tester Fly swatter Use two together as a swivel chair Washers for big bolts Beverage cup lid complete with straw hole Anti-scratch collar for mice (or your preferred rodent) Giant sequins Spacer device for tiling Toilet seat adaptor for mice (or your preferred rodent) Christmas tree decoration Platform for a flea circus Pizza cutter Peephole bra C**k ring
Solar panels on the ISS space station. Play it in front of hardened criminals who have their eyes wired open instead of Beethovens 5th like Malcom Mcdowell in Clockwork Orange. The shock will reform them in an instant or they'll die laughing. Ladeez make up mirror. Sorry a CLOWNS make up mirror... Make it into a baby's cot mobile, just make sure the sight of it doesnt scare the child for life.